Wednesday, August 31, 2005

You and your Boss...

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is on a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked the rules of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're brown-nosing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

5 comments:

Nida Sadiq said...

Wow....i wish i was a boss :D
well this is a universal fact, but i dont believe all bosses are like this. One who leads is one who wants his/her footsteps to be followed and that ONE would not heed to such frame of mind.

Hasan Mubarak said...

me 2 agree wid u

Punk Dervish said...

this reminds of eddie murphy on the satuday night show acting as a white and claiming all the privelages of white man.

Hasan Mubarak said...

lol

Werner Draves said...

What it could be useful for?

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